Jun 30, 2009

Bird Brain Stuff

Some people think this place has gone to the dogs.... I say it's going to the birds! Mom got 2 more if the little feather heads. She did give 2 away though, so we 'only' have 8 birds here now. Some of the crazy things even are eating out of Mom's mouth when she's eating something they like and they're on her shoulder. If she has nothing in her mouth, they will bite at her teeth and bite her lip and make her yelp. Don't ask me why she puts up woof that! She won't let me or the cat eat out of her mouth like that, or bite at her. We'd get smacked fur that, I'll tell ya. I think the 'old' birds got jealous of the 'new' birds, cuz since Tiki & Friday have been here and riding on Mom a lot, DW & Paco now have got real friendly and riding on Mom like they used to do then stopped. Or maybe it's cuz DW isn't trying so much to get Mom to fertilize her eggs fur her. Stupid bird won't let the boy bird anywhere near her, and wants Mom to do what she can't do! Bark! I think Mom realizes now that the 'cute trick' of a bird eatin' out of her mouth isn't so cute after all... arf, arf, arf. DW just won't give up trying to get something that isn't there anymore. OUCH, bet that one hurt! I think DW bit through Mom's lip skin, bet it will swell up. Mom yelled and DW ended up on the floor real fast. Mom didn't mean to, just pain reaction. She didn't hit the bird, just jumped and the bird fell off the shoulder... then the lip. Now she's walkin' around on the floor and will have to climb back up onto the cage. Those birds sure can climb. I think Mom should feed the birds some weight loss pills and just watch 'em loose weight 'til they disappear... arf, arf, arf.

Odds & Sods K9 Thoughts

- Why does Mom 'Bean have 2 cages fur the parrots, yet they both live free outside the cages, back & forth between the 2?
- I've never known anyone who had a million dollars... or a million dog cookies.
- I've never known anyone who had mesothelioma. Come to think of it, this dog can't even pronounce that word.
- Why did God make cats if not fur us dogs to chase 'em?
- How do I do it?? How do I manage to write this blog while I'm outside enjoying some night air before bed?
- How can I get fed more doggie cookies??
- I sure am glad you hoomans come here to visit me and read what I write on my dog blog.
- Did you know that Mom's parrot DW likes to steel drinks of her tea when Mom's not watching? Well, she does, arf arf arf.

Jun 28, 2009

Motorcycle Mom

Mom has decided to have her own motorcycle. She hasn't a clue just now how it will happen, she just knows that woof the Law of Attraction it will come about now that she decided it. Every time she hears people ride by the house on their Harleys she has always perked up her ears and wished... and not that she went fur that ride awhile ago and remembers what it's all about, it's driving her crazy to hear people ride by our house woofout her. At some point she will have to take lessons to learn how to drive a motorcycle, and look into some auto insurance quotes, but until then she's just 'knowing'. She either wants a trike or a bike woof a side car so she can take me woof her, though she will be happy to start woof just a bike 'til she gets good at riding before she takes me woof her.

Jun 22, 2009

Manic Monday

The word this week, brought to us by Mo at the Manic Monday homepage, is:

There are lots of things you can pop. Some of 'em are:
- pop a zit!
- pop a weasel
- pop a balloon
- pop some top rated diet pills
- pop a candy in yur mouth
- pop the cat (arf, arf)
- woof some doggy cookies (well okay, so that's not a pop, but it's a good idea anyway)
- and now I'm gonna think about popping in to my bed.
(yawn, stretch)

Have a Manic Monday!

Jun 15, 2009

Manic Monday

The word this week, brought to us by Mo at the Manic Monday homepage, is:

Well, shower me woof ephedra pills... okay, just gettin' yur attention woof that one, arf arf. Aren't I a funny dog?!!! Seriously though, hoomans... dogs don't like to shower. In fact, we don't like to bath either. You brush me and I will lick where I think needs to be cleaned and that will do just find, thank you. Oh, you can shower me woof love though, and woof doggy cookies. I never seem to be able to get enough love or doggy cookies, and these are very important to a dog. I think people should shower each other woof more love too, but not woof doggy cookies.

Now you kin go see all the other posts listed at Manic Monday... and go see Mom's post too.

Jun 8, 2009

>>> Random Barks >>>

The last while it's been really hot here where we live. For so long it was way colder than usual, then suddenly it got way hotter than usual for this time of year. This means that Mom leaves me home a lot more than usual cuz it's too hot fur her to take me riding in the truck if we're going to be away fur long. She soon will take the canopy off and put the rack on again. The rack fell apart over the winter though, so she's gotta find a way to put it back together again. It's wood and was glued and screwed, so there is broken wood now. I sure hope she figures out a way soon to do it so I can go woof her again like usual. In the summer woof the rack on it's much cooler fur me than in the canopy cuz the wind can come in and cool me, and even if we're parked it's got lots of air. Mom even makes shade fur me to sit in, and parks in shade as much as possible too. I think I need to take some sales training so I can talk her into getting that rack together and on the truck so I can go fur my rides again. I wanna go hang out woof my friends at the dog park, and besides, I'm getting too rambunksus, too full of energy just sitting around home doing nothing.

It's raining a bit outside now. This is a good thing cuz the Earth told me it's thursty and needs rain to drink. Also it means it cools the air some. Maybe it will be cooler tomorrow and I can go fur a ride in the truck.