MY NEW DOG RUN.... BARK!!!

Hi everyone. You should see what my Mom `Bean is going to do fur me. A few years ago, she built a chicken run up on the hill above my dog run, then she never quite finished it cuz she decided it wasn`t gonna be good fur them chickies. You see, the hawks were getting the chickens right out of the yard, or at least that`s what we think was happening to them cuz those bird brains were disappearing into thin air, so to put them up onto the hill would be like inviting the birds of prey to come dine here. Last fall Mom gave the last of the chickens away to new home for their own protection, arf, arf. So, now with a few changes it will work good fur me fur a bigger run... and those birds of prey better pray they don`t come too close to me. The run I have now will be make smaller, and steps put in to get me up the concrete retaining wall, and boy will I ever get exercise climbing up and down that steep hill, but wow I`ll have a great view of everything from up there. I`ll see way more than I can see from where my run is now.


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After Easter dinner and the solid chocolate Easter bunny my Mom ate, she might just have to check out what might be the best diet pills, especially since eating like this is not an isolated incident. But don`t tell her I told you.
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My Woofenderful day!

I had a woofenderful day today. Mom took me woof her to church and some of her friends came out and petted me where I waited in the back of the truck, nice and safe inside the canopy. Then when Mom came out we went to a couple stores she had to go to. At the first one, she bought a big bowl for me to keep in the back of the truck woof me, and gave me water in it, but I wouldn't drink nothin' so Mom let me out fur a pee and poop, then I got back in and had a drink of water.

After the second store, Mom went and got a sandwich to eat, then we went up to the Dog Park and had a real good walk. We went three times around the park, and that's a lot of walkin' and playin' woof other dogs. It was woofenderful!! Now all I want to do is sleep. Good night.

Manic Monday - Drink

My DOGIC version of...


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I saw something on the TV news tonight (hey, I watch what Mom watches) about St. Pat's Day and how hoomans drink lots of green stuff, like green beer and wine. Yuck. Just give me water any ol' day of the week.

Anyway, Mom's friend Jamey emailed her some stupid Irish jokes. She took and changed names and a few other words to make them 'genetic' so no one would get offended at 'racist' jokes. She posted 2 of 'em to her blog, then let me have the other 2 to share woof you here, ya hear? (Arf, arf, arf... that was a play on words).

Into a pub comes Joe, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?" asks Mac, the bartender.
"Jamie Smith and me had a fight," says Joe.
"That little shit, Smith," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Joe, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Mac, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
“That I did," said Joe. "Mrs. Smith's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Mom says that if you don't like the jokes, just go drink some more green beer, cuz drinking lots of green beer makes everything funnier. (Hoomans.... sheeesh!)

Have a WOOFENDERFUL MANIC MONDAY

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Dog - Hooman Dictionary

How to speak dog. I’m working on a Dog - Hooman Dictionary. This is the start of it. If any of you dawgs that visit me have any input, let me know.

Arf, arf, arf = laughing (ha, ha, ha)

Whoof = hello

Whoof, woof = a big hello

Woof = with

Woofenderful = wonderful

Bark = whatever I want it to at the time, mostly a sign of excitement and happiness.

Meow = (fat chance. No way will I ever meow. Just threw it in to mess woof yur mind.

Fur = 1- the hair of a dog or cat; 2- for

Yur = your

Dawg = dog (woof a red neck accent)

grrrrr = I'm not happy 'bout something

grrrrRUFF = I'm excited

'nough fur now.... maybe I'll add more later. Time fur a dawg nap.

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My Mom loves her usb flash drives. She finds they work really great for an exterior hard drive, she stores all her photos on one of them so if the 'puter dies, she still has the photos. She also uses one of them a lot for taking information between her 2 computers, or one at home and one at church where she does volunteer work.

What's up now.

Whoof! Welcome to my blog. It has been a sad week and my Mom has had some dips down into deep depression. She doesn't even know what to say on our blogs now and this makes it hard for me to know what to say cuz I'm so connected to her. Yesterday she was so depressed it even scared her cuz she's 'been there' before and says it's a dark and dangerous place to go. The good news though is that she seems to be feeling a bit better today than she did yesterday. I think it's that one week anniversary since Shadow left us that kicked her in the butt. Thank God that's over though I dread the second week anniversary. I hope they get easier as they pass. On top of it, Mom's friend Art called yesterday wanting demanding his CDs back that he loaned Mom and he was not very friendly. He said for her to leave them with a friend of his and hung up before Mom could ask him if he's mad at her. He wanted a commitment that Mom wasn't ready to make so she thinks he's cut her out of his life.... and at a bad time for Mom to loose more.

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Have you thought about checking out individual health insurance? This could be a good time to do so.

Laptop

When Mom had to use her desk top computer she had to sit in the back room where there's only a little window and not a lot of natural light. That's where the desk is woof the big 'puter on it. Then she got herself a nice laptop and now she can sit in the living room where there's the TV and big windows that let in lots more light. And of course, there's me. When Mom is working on her 'puter and watching TV I lay on the floor near her and it's lots more comfortable on the carpet than it is on the hard floor in the back room. Also, Mom loves that she can take her 'puter all over the place woof her and work on it no matter where she is. She takes it to Nan's house, to her Spiritual Centre, to the dog park, all over that place. She even takes it to bed woof her sometimes. It's a good thing that she's so happy woof her laptop cuz it makes it so she's willing to do more 'data entry' work for me. My paws are way to big to type properly, so Mom is my 'secretary' as well as my maid, my showfur, my chef, well, you get the pikture.

Thank You All

My Mom and I thank each and every one of you that have come from the Blogesphere to visit us here and express your sympathy in our time of morning. We miss our Shadow so much, and your kind and loving words and purrrrs and purrrayers are such a great help to us. I keep looking for Shadow but I haven't seen him in the last few days and this confuses me. Mom said something about him being gone to the Rainbow Bridge, but I'm not quite sure what that means, or when he'll be back home woof us. He isn't in the bathroom eating and his dishes and litter box are even gone. He doesn't even come to bed woof Mom at night now and he always came to bed woof Mom. Is that why Mom is so sad now? I think so.

Mom said we'll come visit all of you that have left the nice messages fur us her. You've all really touched her heart. It will take a few days, maybe more, but you can all expect a visit from us. Thanks again.

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Before Shadow disappeared, he got real skinny. I can understand why some hoomans and some of their critters would want to get rid of fat from their bodies, but please do it in a healthy way, not the way Shadow did it. Go here for some information on weight loss.