Here is a cute, short story I got in an email from a friend of mine that often send me jokes.
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her
glasses on the
table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the
aggravation, they had to travel quite a
distance before they could find a place to turn around and return to
the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly
husband became the classic grouchy
old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.The more he chided her, the more
agitated he
became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her...
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."
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