There once was a dog named Acnetix
Who liked to do silly doggy tricks
Lord only knows
How he fell on his nose
Now about him we're writing these limericks.
There once was a very smart dog
Who had her very own blog
She went to the park
One day on a lark
Then, tired, she slept like a log.
Arf, arf, arf!!! I think I'll become the first dog poet. Bark! I hope the second one is about me tomorrow, depends on if it's raining or not cuz Ma doesn't take me walking in the rain.