Friday's Feast #18

Whoof!!! It's your dynamic doggy chef returned to create a culinary delight for you all to enjoy. Welcome to my last feast of 2007!
Friday's Feast
Food Fur Smart Dawgs

Appetizer
When was the last time you received a surprise in the mail, and what was it?

If I received anything in the mail at all it would be a surprise. It's nice that dogs don't get bills and such like that in the mail, but it would be nice to get a letter. No one writes letters to dogs. Bark!

Soup
If you could have a summer and/or winter home, where would you want it to be?

I would live anywhere that my Mom lives cuz we're a team.

Salad
Pick one: pineapple, orange, banana, apple, cherry.

Banana. I like bananas. I also like yams and sweet potatoes. Tonight I stole a chunk of each off the cupboard. Mom is tired of me steeling stuff off the counter, so she took steps to stop it. The other day she bought mouse traps. Tonight she put two of them on the counter, then put a dish cloth over them. Next time I tried steeling a piece of yummy yam SNAPPPP! They both scared the daylights out of me... and I didn't get my yam, but Angel was visiting and that little floor mop cleaned up the yam. Then Mom set it all again and after awhile I fell for the same trick. SNNNAAPPPPP! off they both went again, and the yam was still sitting on the counter. It's set again now to see if I fall for it again. It doesn't hurt me cuz Mom made sure they won't snap onto me, but wow it sure scares me. I might have to stop steeling from there if this keeps up.

Main Course
Describe the nicest piece of clothing that you own.

My collar. It's black leather, yup, real leather, and it has big silver things on it, some of them round and flat, and some pointy. Makes me look like a tough dog. Auntie Cyndi gave it to me. Oh, and my fur coat... I like my shiny black fur coat.

Dessert
If you could forget one whole day from your life, which day would you choose to wipe from your memory?

Any day that Mom isn't with me. Like when she's gone away for a holiday and left me behind. I'd like to forget any and all of those. I don't even like to eat when Mom's not here.

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